tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42637831559946779462024-03-08T11:33:08.119-08:00The Ask TaskYou and your so-called pals and buddies have a job. You need to answer my questions. The best one wins. You can use text, cartoons, pictures or videos to win... but you just have to be original. The judges are grumpy old men with a bone to pick.
Simply add your answer as a comment to the Ask Task you're interested in winning. We review comments and approve the ones that we feel are in the running. Have fun and send an effective chain letter to get the word out about The Ask Task.Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-85056766347415712082009-02-11T20:53:00.000-08:002009-02-11T21:13:48.810-08:00Keep Coming AroundYou see, some time ago, I came up with the Ask Task. A blog site to get your minds a' racing. And to get mine racing.<br /><br />The problem is, I didn't keep at it. I wimped out like a little guy on deck with the bases loaded and .122 batting average.<br /><br />So, I might keep at it. I think for now, I'll drop giving away prizes... don't you have enough things already? Also, it's the 2nd Depression for giminy sakes... there's not enough funds to go around.<br /><br />So, here's my question to you. <br /><br />How does a 19-year old rent a Lamborghini? I blog in reference to Chris Brown, who I had never heard of until he socked out his girl, Rhianna. <br /><br />Years ago, I had to take a trip to Iowa and I had a RX7 that wasn't suitable for transporting it's parts, much less me and my passenger. I decided to rent a car for the weekend, only to find out that at most places, I could rent a car unless I was 25 and I wasn't at that time (yet, today, I've surpassed that young age).<br /><br />But in LA, a 19-year old got to rent a Lamborghini? The FASTEST car I've ever heard about. It's so fast and sporty, they don't even allow it on the streets in Minnesota!<br /><br />So, you're sitting there now going, "What a stupid blog... this guy is missing the point... the 19-year man old beat up his girlfriend." <br /><br />Hmm. That is stupid.Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-17498528496922848112008-09-08T21:18:00.000-07:002008-09-08T21:21:42.094-07:00So Sick of BlogsSometimes I feel like such a follower. Like I'm just a little compubot that glides along a predefined trail of snazzy electrosignals.<br /><br />There is too much to read. No time in the day. My blog is a little tiny bit of my often sidetracked mind.<br /><br />Perhaps someday, I'll blog daily. if I do, I hope that I will be given a trophy that makes me proud. So many excuses, please forgive me.Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-41439662893085270582008-06-25T18:16:00.000-07:002008-06-25T18:19:32.178-07:00I come back. You here?I got some blogger fever and came on back ... only to find still no one has found me.<br /><br />Each day I "don't" blog, I get a towering amount of additional typenagab to compete against.<br /><br />Do I have the drive to keep at this? To get honest folk to read the things I have to say?<br /><br />If I'm cream enough in this world of milk... I will!!!!Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-17313290898232599172008-06-07T20:36:00.000-07:002008-06-07T20:39:38.309-07:00The Blog Depression GroupOk... now I think it is time to start yet another Depression Group!<br /><br />That is the Blogger Support Group. It's for all those people who post blogs but have NO comments and no readers.<br /><br />This is one of those blogs. I may never post again after this. I think that I will resort to grabbing handfuls of mashed potatoes and throwing them at speeding police mobiles.<br /><br />Then, it's 3 hots and a cot for me!Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-8185636741093097822008-05-29T16:49:00.000-07:002008-05-29T16:51:09.521-07:00The Digg Depression GroupHere's your chance to post up your digg depression story. Tell us of a story you felt should have been a digg rocket and we'll try to help you learn why it didn't get its digg on.Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-36051062714451449842008-05-27T09:59:00.001-07:002008-05-27T09:59:57.761-07:00The Mighty TechnoratiThey made me do this.<br /><br />I feel so ... so ... so pushed around.<br /><br /><a href="http://technorati.com/claim/2etghzftcu" rel="me">Technorati Profile</a>Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-31427774609942071272008-05-27T08:44:00.000-07:002008-05-27T08:46:37.309-07:00Oh Vast InternetThere are millions of you out there. Come on! Let's get this show on the road. You can handle taking a stab at one of these Ask Tasks! If you can't handle it, at least call up your grumpy old grandma and make her provide an answer for you.<br /><br />You'll help out a few independents AND you'll also use the creative part of your brain... a part you probably haven't used since 4th grade.<br /><br />ChicoChris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-60452576200184037502008-05-24T20:40:00.000-07:002008-05-24T22:05:12.839-07:00Ask Task 3: You have an itchy eye...Ask Task #3: You have an itchy eye and your <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">optometrist wannabe</span> love-interest just failed her medical board test. The test that would have made her what she wants so bad to be. She failed because she started her own eye on fire during a break as she tried to show off a new technique she'd been working on. Would you let her look at your eye? Keep in mind that you also have a secret ability to shoot rays out of your eyes and that you've just signed a contract with City Hall to join their misfit crime-fighting team. Oh, and you haven't had a lover ever due to the fact you have droopy eyes.<br /><br />The prize: <a href="http://tshirtfreaks.com/apparel/5/?shirtstyle=T-Shirt&shirtcolor=Black&PHPSESSID=806eebe7a654b721f17b4061eae08a52" target="_blank">I Love Lamp T-Shirt</a><br />The deadline: June 8, 2008Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-70205285169505579572008-05-24T20:04:00.000-07:002008-05-24T22:06:22.022-07:00Ask Task 2: Where Would You Sleep...The Task: Where would you sleep the first night after you discovered the key to eternal youth? There are a few conditions... you have a fear of the dark and soft things. Also, you just had your brother's bipolar best friend drop by, the one who juggles knives in a rundown circus. Lastly, it's the first night since you decided to secretly wear a pair of moon boots to bed.<br /><br />Prize: <a href="http://www.wannabegolfer.com/Hit_Here_Dumbass_p/gb001.htm" target="_blank">A funny golfball from www.wannabegolfer.com</a><br />Deadline: June 3, 2008Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4263783155994677946.post-90538098243502975642008-05-24T19:47:00.000-07:002008-05-25T08:49:24.990-07:00Ask Task 1 - Would You Lend...The Task: Would you lend money to a robot? Keep in mind that this is in the future and the robot wanting funds is an employabot, a bot that works for you. Also, you only have 1000 dollars and one of your kids is suffering from a hunkering for a hunk of cheese. Lastly, the robot has developed the ability to want.<br /><br />Keep answers to less than 1000 words. <br /><br />The prize for the winner is: A <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/i_heart_thegree.254033873" target="_blank">meh t-shirt</a> from an indepentent proprietor<br /><br />Deadline: May 30, 2008Chris Coehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03827453429438418298noreply@blogger.com0