Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Keep Coming Around

You see, some time ago, I came up with the Ask Task. A blog site to get your minds a' racing. And to get mine racing.

The problem is, I didn't keep at it. I wimped out like a little guy on deck with the bases loaded and .122 batting average.

So, I might keep at it. I think for now, I'll drop giving away prizes... don't you have enough things already? Also, it's the 2nd Depression for giminy sakes... there's not enough funds to go around.

So, here's my question to you.

How does a 19-year old rent a Lamborghini? I blog in reference to Chris Brown, who I had never heard of until he socked out his girl, Rhianna.

Years ago, I had to take a trip to Iowa and I had a RX7 that wasn't suitable for transporting it's parts, much less me and my passenger. I decided to rent a car for the weekend, only to find out that at most places, I could rent a car unless I was 25 and I wasn't at that time (yet, today, I've surpassed that young age).

But in LA, a 19-year old got to rent a Lamborghini? The FASTEST car I've ever heard about. It's so fast and sporty, they don't even allow it on the streets in Minnesota!

So, you're sitting there now going, "What a stupid blog... this guy is missing the point... the 19-year man old beat up his girlfriend."

Hmm. That is stupid.

Monday, September 8, 2008

So Sick of Blogs

Sometimes I feel like such a follower. Like I'm just a little compubot that glides along a predefined trail of snazzy electrosignals.

There is too much to read. No time in the day. My blog is a little tiny bit of my often sidetracked mind.

Perhaps someday, I'll blog daily. if I do, I hope that I will be given a trophy that makes me proud. So many excuses, please forgive me.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I come back. You here?

I got some blogger fever and came on back ... only to find still no one has found me.

Each day I "don't" blog, I get a towering amount of additional typenagab to compete against.

Do I have the drive to keep at this? To get honest folk to read the things I have to say?

If I'm cream enough in this world of milk... I will!!!!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

The Blog Depression Group

Ok... now I think it is time to start yet another Depression Group!

That is the Blogger Support Group. It's for all those people who post blogs but have NO comments and no readers.

This is one of those blogs. I may never post again after this. I think that I will resort to grabbing handfuls of mashed potatoes and throwing them at speeding police mobiles.

Then, it's 3 hots and a cot for me!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Digg Depression Group

Here's your chance to post up your digg depression story. Tell us of a story you felt should have been a digg rocket and we'll try to help you learn why it didn't get its digg on.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Mighty Technorati

They made me do this.

I feel so ... so ... so pushed around.

Technorati Profile

Oh Vast Internet

There are millions of you out there. Come on! Let's get this show on the road. You can handle taking a stab at one of these Ask Tasks! If you can't handle it, at least call up your grumpy old grandma and make her provide an answer for you.

You'll help out a few independents AND you'll also use the creative part of your brain... a part you probably haven't used since 4th grade.